Sometimes I get sad because I don’t have a rival with whom I can duel and have huge amounts of sexual tension.
(Source: noahlusion)
(Source: poke-problems)
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.
you are my new favorite person
When someone asks you for a ride and you know the place they want to go is a hot spot of illegal activities.
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr
(Source: tasteofavery)
(Source: consultingflatmates)
monster boys are the best thing.
it’s so wonderful when you see unconventional monster boys in relationships with human ladies, too. none of this frilly vampire or werewolf crap; I’m talkin’ skeletons, fish men, gargoyles, rock people, etc. THAT’S the good stuff. ♥WHY HAVEN’T I DRAWN ANY MONSTER BOYS BEFORE, THEY’RE AMAZING.
YEAH, WHY THE HELL HAVEN’T YOU?
You don’t have enough badges to hit me!
wowow
Me and shy-town
Felicia Day
(Source: lietometonight)